R.I.P.A true Viking warrior has recently passed from the interwebs into legend, and he will be sorely missed. I stumbled upon the scene of a massive 49 strong Bear attack while he was updating his websites www.bodybuildingwithtractors.com and www.surplus-testosterone.com; he was lying in their midst, remains of a bloody keyboard in hand, with a pile of Bears cloven in half scattered about his valiant corpse. One bear was split in twain with just the shift key after his keyboard disentigrated from the massive amount of PSI behind his cleaves (barometetric pressure in the area from the flexing of his biceps as he clove alerted hurricane warning systems in 4 states).
As a reward for a valorous life and an even more valorous death, here is the autographed picture of Jean Claude Van Damme that all true warriors receive from Thor upon entering Valhalla.
Your reward for driving your enemies before you and hearing the lamentations of their women
R.I.P.
Your reward for driving your enemies before you and hearing the lamentations of their women
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