Hard Thuggin VS Soft Thuggin

Apparently there is some confusion in the distinction between hard thuggin' and soft thuggin'. Hard thuggin' is anything that involves both someone getting hurt & federal laws being broken (not state laws, those are for pussies). Even if the thuggin' is just knocking someone down and then ripping a stamp in twain it qualifies as hard thuggin' since you're a) hurting someone and b) breaking a federal law. Someone who hard thugs so much that they are in a perpetual state of thuggin' with a hardness level equal to or exceeding that of a diamond-- to the point that they defy the laws of thermodynamics by producing a self-sustaining source of thuggergy-- is considered a Hard Thugger. Hard Thuggers also sandpaper the pubes off their inner thighs and over-tan their ballsacks so that they are constantly enraged by the feel of worn leather against soft, womanly skin.

Soft thuggin' is mainly just standing around doing your thang and looking like you might be capable of breaking federal laws and causing bodily damage if the notion hit your cervix just right. Soft thuggin' is the warrior equivalent of when one of those shit-cocks who spout stupid shit at parties about government conspiracies gets a turd of reality slapped across his mouth by somebody who knows what the fuck they're talking about. Like this example (witnessed by myself)-

Person privy to high-level classified secrets revealed only to the top big-wigs in the nation and those who know how to google- "You know of course the whole switchover from digital to analog is so that the goverment can get boxes in your house to monitor you."

Person who reads news that doesn't come from sites run by mental retards- "Actually it's because it will free up a large part of the broadcast spectrum so the government can auction it off and also use part of it for emergency communications."

Other person "ZOIKS!!"

True-blooded American heroes never leave their thuggin' out of the freezer overnight and let it get soft just like they don't add any girl over 150lbs to their tally unless at least 40 of those lbs are boobs with less than a 1:3 ratio of nipple-to-tit (if the nipples look like they should be covered in maple syrup and eaten by lumberjacks then they don't count) and maybe a weiner.

Puffy nipples = instant erectile-dysfunctioning of any hardness your thuggin' may possess.