What the fuck is that, a segway? A fucking Viking so lazy he cant even walk to his next battle, he has to find an extremely flat surface free of bumps and minor obstructions so he can segway there? Those are also some extremely smooth legs, either the artist forgot to draw hair or he not only envisioned some ancient equivalent of nair when he was drawing, but that his subject was the type of segway using warrior-metrosexual that would have an ample supply.
This picture brings to mind the old Viking saying that if a man's tunic only stretches 2 inches past the dangle of his balls, murder him and his children then rape his goats with their corpses (Viking sayings are generally pretty grim and never rhyme).
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