You might have a blown out anus... Volume 1

Collected "You might have a blown out anus" jokes by my favorite comedian, Steve Fuxworthy. Copyright 2003 Hardhog Press.

If the doctor accidentally circumsizes your anus instead of your dong...
You might have a blown out anus!

If speedos make it impossible to tell which way your package is facing...
You might have a blown out anus!

If you constantly find yourself picking up peanuts with your rectum...
You might have a blown out anus!

If you can accidentally beat your asshole off...
You might have a blown out anus!

If you have to wring out your anus AND your towel after a shower...
You might have a blown out anus!

If your rectum is longer than your dick...
You might have a blown out anus!

If it takes a broom stick and 10 disgusting minutes to pack your asshole back up into your body...
You might have a blown out anus!